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Praise iTepp | November 19, 2012

Core mission: Pray to the iTepp, the god of earbuds, to ensure they don’t get super tangled.

Name: The Divine Promise of Order (In a Life of Chaos)

Recruiting: Promise a life of easy music that is also free of sacrifices*.

Do’s and Don’t’s:

  • NO HEADPHONES
  • Have a music device at all times
  • Take care of your music
  • Leaders sit in a net woven of earbuds, Silent Age
  • Rank determined by how many earbuds you can untangle
  • We accept all.  Except deaf people.
  • Tone deaf people are accepted, but can never become leaders.
  • Meetings: an mp3 is posted, and everyone gets together and begins listening to it at the same time.
  • There is an intricate dance that involves weaving among other members.
  • You must always be listening to music
  • You must wear a red hat on the first Tuesday of every month.
  • Annual bake sale to raise funds.

Managing members:

  • Severe punishment: Covering the ears with duct tape
  • Reward system: Good Behavior means more music
  • Being given a large mass of tangled headphones is a great honor, shows you are trusted.
  • Finding your own headphones tangled is a sign of unfaithfulness
  • Breaking the Red Hat rule is grounds for immediate expulsion

Logo: Yin Yang with earbuds.

*probably

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Posted in DIGM-223, InClass

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